Total Medals Earned: 861 (From 188 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,850 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
"But still, your worst day with nine women, pretty much better than any other day."
"They could drown an army in an ocean of blood... and also kiss."
Medals Earned: 3/6 (15/30 points)
Enter the lab.
View manufacturer information.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Learn something.
Screw around with the settings.
Screw around with the other settings.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (250/250 points)
Medals Earned: 11/20 (65/110 points)
Played the game for the first time
Complete a level with both balls
Beat the level with both testicles detached
Complete Level 0
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Complete Level 13
Complete Level 14
Complete Level 15
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/300 points)
Defeat Marvin the Paranoid Android.
Complete the game and get the first ending. Don't worry, it doesn't affect your score.
Complete the game. Get the second ending.
Complete the game on Hell Mode!
Medals Earned: 10/13 (250/500 points)
Penetrate P-Bot
Medals Earned: 5/16 (55/500 points)
Clear floor 1
Clear floor 2
Clear floor 4
Clear floor 3
Clear floor 5
Clear floor 6
Clear floor 7
Complete the game on Hell mode
Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/80 points)
Beat the game
Beat the game without taking damage
Medals Earned: 7/7 (60/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/490 points)
Launch a scout ship
Launch a fighter ship
Launch a bomber ship
Launch a frigate ship
Launch a cruiser ship
Have 15 ships of each class at launched at once
Click 10,000 times
Complete the game